Let's face it, everyone watches the Superbowl but not everyone has a team playing in the game. The best part about sports is having a vested interest in the game, and along with the Superbowl come endless amounts of prop bets, or what I like to call money making opportunities. I've scoured over 500+ props and picked out the only Stone Cold Locks on the board. Take a look below and thank me when you're picking up your cash from your bookie.
Coin Toss - Tails (-105): Never Fails. Except the last 3 years. But that just means the Law of Averages is due to kick in so this one is a wrap.
Duration of National Anthem Over/Under 1:34 - Over (-120): So I did a little statistical analysis and Kelly Clarkson has sang the national anthem 8 times, only 1 of which has gone over the 1:34 mark (1:38). If you don't count the one time she went over her average time is 1:30, which means she would need to extend the song a full 5 seconds to blow this one up. It ain't gonna happen. Oh, and she's white. Simple logic says if the singer is white you go under and black you go over. Sometimes it's better not to over-analyze these things. Lock it up.
Color of the Gatorade Bath - Clear (2:1 odds): Under Coughlin, the Giants have 1 Superbowl win. After that 1 win the Giants gave Tom Coughlin a clear gatorade bath. Under Belichick, the Pats have 3 Superbowl wins. Interestingly enough, only 1 time of those 3 did Belichick actually get hit with a gatorade bath (the first 2 wins were last second victories so the team wasn't ready to get him before he ran onto the field). But the one time he did get wet, you bet your ass it was a clear gatorade bath. We're batting 1000% right now, don't fix it if it ain't broken. Throw the keys away cause this ones all locked up. (Just a note, I'm assuming clear gatorade is actually water but the assholes on the betting site wrote it this way so I left it as is to avoid any confusion).
Superbowl MVP - Aaron Hernandez (16:1 odds): This was a tough one because I only wanted to give 1 lock pick and I didn't want to go with someone obvious like Brady or Eli. If a receiver has a blow up game it most likely means the QB had a blow up game too, so I'm not taking any receivers. And neither team has a great running game and they both have RBBC's, so I'm not taking any backs. But, someone who is versatile like Hernandez has the ability to both catch a touchdown an run for a TD now that he is lining up in the backfield. To be honest I was hoping the odds would be a little better than 16:1, but it's still pretty good value for the pick that I feel has the best chance to win the trophy if a QB doesn't.
There you have it folks. These picks are coming from a man who is currently living off of gambling winnings and plans on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. I don't want to be the only one beating off into Benjamins after the game is over so do yourself a favor and get in on the action. Now cue the music.
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