So I happen to stumble upon some Planet Earth re-runs on Animal Planet the other day and thus was obligated to spend the next 3 hours on the couch watching. During the show they had a little promo thing in the corner advertising for Puppy Bowl VIII, which I found weird because I never knew there was a Puppy Bowl I - VII. How is it possible that I missed this? I mean this has to be the cutest fucking thing ever right?
I wanted to find out more so I dug around and found this video about this year's upcoming Puppy Bowl, Puppy Bowl VIII. After watching I now I have some mixed emotions. The first 40 seconds about the ref is absolutely retarded. But I love the 67 breeds. I guess I could get on board with Meep the tweeting bird. And then the guy even drops an F bomb at the end for an unexpected laugh.
There are 2 things that need to happen to make this great. First, we need to get rid of the slut pig cheerleaders on the sidelines. I get it that they're trying to be cute, but you're sending the message to your viewers that its okay to be a pig and be a cheerleader when, in fact, that is the exact opposite of the truth. Let's stick those pig cheerleaders up in the back row of the bleachers where they belong and replace them with something cute as fuck like the baby deer or baby giraffe in a neckbrace.
The second thing they need to do is have Vegas set a line on the game so I could bet it. From the sounds of this video the Over would be the Lock of the Millennium. Just making money and watching puppies frolic. Fuck yeah Puppy Bowl. Fuck yeah.
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