Strippers Skrawberry and Tip Drill Analyze the Florida Republican Primary

Miami New Times -​Early morning yesterday, Miami super-strippers Skrawberry (left) and Tip Drill vaulted to the top of the political punditry heap when they crashed a South Beach filming of Morning Joe. With the Florida primary vote going down today, we caught up with these acrobatic pole-dancing Howard Zinns for their take on the action.

Like they always say, why try and out-blog it when Skrawberry & Tip Drill have already pretty much written this blog for me. Some of the best quotes from the article:

New Times: Before we get into politics, what exactly is a "Skrawberry"?

Skrawberry: The way I started stripping was I used to just go to a club and get naked. But my real name is Jennifer, and I knew I couldn't use that. "Skrawberry" was kind of a joke at first. You know urban people-- ignorant urban people-- say "skraw" instead of straw. But then it just stuck: "Skrawberry".

[Tip Drill enters line.]

Skrawberry: He was just asking me how I got the name Skrawberry.

Tip Drill: Did you tell him?

Skrawberry: Yeah, going into clubs and taking my clothes off.

What do you guys think of Rick Santorum?

[A second of silence, and then extended laughter.]

Skrawberry: We think Obama should win.

Where do a couple class acts such as yourself go to grab the best wings in NYC when you're in town?

Skrawberry & Tip Drill (in usison): We go to Rathbones on 82nd & 2nd for 35 cent wings!

Okay so I obviously made that last part up. And don't worry you're not gonna run into any hood rat strippers (or most likely any black people for that matter) if you do stop by. But with both the best prices and food deals in the city (35 cent wings tonight) the Bones is the place to be to get yourself through Hump Day and one step closer to Superbowl weekend.